Their lead guard bowed even more deeply. “Your Highness, great were our struggles, as for many days and nights without sleep we tracked the vicious criminals-”
The Queen hissed and Gwydderig stopped, suddenly. He braved a look at his commander on the dais and spoke again.
“These are the raiders who disrupted your popcorn harvest, oh Great Queen.”
She laughed. It was not a nice laugh. Nervous tittering rose up throughout the hall like an echo, but stopped when she stopped.
“Even the little ones?”
Bettina did not like to be called little unless there were extra cookies involved. She particularly did not like being reminded of her size when she was feeling small and afraid, as she was now. She looked the Queen in the eye.
“You are a tomato,” she said. Claire gasped and Adolphus looked at the guards and the Queen, nervous smile frozen on his face.
The Queen laughed again, but this time no one tried to echo her.
“What does it say?”
With relief, Claire realized Bettina had spoken in German, not Welsh. She hissed at the twins – “Help me with the words,” and addressed the Queen.
“Most noble and gracious Highness,” she said. “My sister spoke out of turn only because she is so amazed by your beauty and grace elegance.” Claire was trying to speak and listen to the suggestions of both the twins at the same time, and was bound to get a few things wrong.
“We are strangers to your kingdom, travelers from far away. We did not understand your customs, or know that the little dog creatures were yours. We are very sorry for hurt/break/trespassing on your… stuff.”
Bettina scowled. The pale lady stood just behind the Queen’s shoulder and smiled at Bettina, raising her eyebrows. Bettina pouted a moment more, then followed the lady’s lead, and smiled.
The Queen questioned the children. Where were they from? How did they get here? Who are their parents? Of what clan are they?
The last question gave them some trouble. Claire answered with “von Hedwig” but the Queen was not satisfied with that. That was the name of their parents, what was their tribe? She used several different words to make her meaning clear, but Claire did not understand.
Gerhardt had been listening and fiddling with his frayed cuffs. He had been shooting furtive glances at his crossbow and stone axe, which their captors had laid at the Queen’s feet. Now he looked from the Queen to Claire.
“She wants to know what kind of vegetable we are!”
- On Grandmothers
- With A Bang!
- In Search of Ancient Angiosperms
- Assault on the Galley
- The Sorrows of Chef
- Faeries, Helpful Siblings, and other Mythological Creatures
- Meanwhile, Back in the Lab
- A Day of Discovery
- The Children’s Hypothesis
- A Research Date
- Aboard the Schmetterling
- The Cave
- The Cage
- Knee of the Yeti
- Kidnapped!
- A Clue
- The Yeti and the Comb
- Fighting the Count
- Fighting the Yeti
- Falling
- Breadcrumbs
- The Search is On
- Flight to Saigon
- On the Streets of Saigon
- The Sad Man
- At the Grandiere Club Aeronautique
- If you Give a Count a Cookie
- Out of Cookies
- Stuck!
- Airships Float?
- Where is Claire?
- Drowning
- Into the Drink!
- Boat!
- Mushroom Trip
- Ambush
- The Variegated Strangler
- In a Strange Land
- Hand over Hand
- The Last of the Gouda
- An Unusual Breakfast
- Downstream
- What's for Dinner?
- Axe and Fire
- Meanwhile, Back at the Airship
- Over the Gobi
- Return of the Grandmothers
- Warning from Huang
- Anxious Hours
- Ulrik Prepares
- Destruction by Dawn
- Finding Philomena
- No Luck in Pekin
- The Children Rescue...Something
- Corndog Liberation
- The Fate of Corndogs
- Have you Tea?
- Antafrican Hosptitality
- Onion Porridge
- Homesick
- On the Hunt
- Farm Living
- Singing for Supper
- You Say Potato...
- Curiosity is the Foundation of Discovery
- An Awkward Position
- Trouble Comes Riding
- Capsicum Capture
- To the Palace
- The Death of the Lincoln
- War Wings
- A Long Way Down
- Enter the Lightning
- Before the Queen
- You are a Tomato!
- A Sunken Ship
- Eglantine Aubergine
- Children of the Soil
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- The Price of Popcorn
- Ulrik and Chef
- Fire!
- Claire's Bluff
- Tomato Queen and Aubergine
- It's Going to Blow!
- Rhodri in the Gardens
- The Servant's Fountain
- History Revealed
- Fight at the Fountain
- Repercussions
- Father Discovers the Yeti
- Aboard the Lucy Stone
- Summoned
- The Queen's Accusation
- The Queen's Rage
- The Khan
- The Last War Wing
- Eglantine Departs
- Thumping Rhodri
- Bad News from the Boys
- Where's the Count?
- In Search of the Count
- Spying on the Queen















































