“Your Majesty, cousin, we are honored to serve you. Is there a place where the Magician can work? It would be best to have a building away from palace proper. He will need a hot spring nearby, of course.” Owain paused to listen to the Count. “Ah, a delicate matter. The Magician will require servants, Majesty. Whomever displeases you, perhaps, the lazy or willful.”
“Why does he want bad servants?”
“Ah, well, to perfect the great magics that protect your Majesty against your enemies, the magic that will make you the greatest ruler the land has ever known, there are experiments he must do, testing. He must test his art on the unworthy so that the worthy may achieve greatness.”
Adolphus shouted warnings through his gag, but was ignored.
“How many?” The chamberlain spoke up, lines of worry on his round, red face.
“One or two at a time, your Majesty, no more than a dozen a year.”
The chamberlain shook his head, his mouth began to form a ‘no’ but the queen did not hesitate.
“Sounds perfectly reasonable,” she said. “My guards will help you find suitable subjects. I have an idea! Why don’t you start with these children?” She pointed to Adolphus with his own knife, resting the tip on his chest. He stopped shouting.
Montesanto smiled and bowed again. Adolphus’ attention was torn between the knife at his chest and the Count’s response.
“The magician says they are unsuitable for experimentation, but may be useful as servants.”
“I doubt it,” Queen Drysi said, poking the knife through Adolphus’ shirt so that he stepped away from her. “They are willful and opinionated.”
“Perhaps, noble Queen,” Owain translated, “the magician suggests he might take cuttings from them, and grow obedient children from the cuttings. Would that please your Majesty?”
“Nooooooo!” A wooden tray flew from the door to the hallway, smashing into Owain’s face. It was followed by another shout from the corridor.
“Gerhardt wait!”
A red-headed blur rushed into the room and leaped onto the Capsicum Chief, knocking him onto his face. Gerhardt sat astride the fallen chief pummeling his head with both fists.
Mirabelle ran in behind him straight to the Count, shoving a screwdriver against his ribs.
“Don’t move, you filthy liar!” she shouted.
Adolphus charged the guard Braith shoulder first, ramming him into the shrubbery wall. They tangled in the branches as they fell.
The queen screamed. She dropped Adolphus’ knife and ran behind the chamberlain, still screaming. The Capsicum Chief rolled over, sending Gerhardt crashing into the queen’s couch.
Adolphus disentangled himself from Braith and rolled out of the hedge, finding it difficult with his hands still tied behind his back.
A moment later, the room was swarming with Capsicum Guards.
Guards captured Gerhardt and Adolphus and made them kneel before the queen. Mirabelle was disarmed of her screwdriver and shoved down beside them.
“Find the others!” Queen Drysi shrieked.
- On Grandmothers
- With A Bang!
- In Search of Ancient Angiosperms
- Assault on the Galley
- The Sorrows of Chef
- Faeries, Helpful Siblings, and other Mythological Creatures
- Meanwhile, Back in the Lab
- A Day of Discovery
- The Children’s Hypothesis
- A Research Date
- Aboard the Schmetterling
- The Cave
- The Cage
- Knee of the Yeti
- Kidnapped!
- A Clue
- The Yeti and the Comb
- Fighting the Count
- Fighting the Yeti
- Falling
- Breadcrumbs
- The Search is On
- Flight to Saigon
- On the Streets of Saigon
- The Sad Man
- At the Grandiere Club Aeronautique
- If you Give a Count a Cookie
- Out of Cookies
- Stuck!
- Airships Float?
- Where is Claire?
- Drowning
- Into the Drink!
- Boat!
- Mushroom Trip
- Ambush
- The Variegated Strangler
- In a Strange Land
- Hand over Hand
- The Last of the Gouda
- An Unusual Breakfast
- Downstream
- What's for Dinner?
- Axe and Fire
- Meanwhile, Back at the Airship
- Over the Gobi
- Return of the Grandmothers
- Warning from Huang
- Anxious Hours
- Ulrik Prepares
- Destruction by Dawn
- Finding Philomena
- No Luck in Pekin
- The Children Rescue...Something
- Corndog Liberation
- The Fate of Corndogs
- Have you Tea?
- Antafrican Hosptitality
- Onion Porridge
- Homesick
- On the Hunt
- Farm Living
- Singing for Supper
- You Say Potato...
- Curiosity is the Foundation of Discovery
- An Awkward Position
- Trouble Comes Riding
- Capsicum Capture
- To the Palace
- The Death of the Lincoln
- War Wings
- A Long Way Down
- Enter the Lightning
- Before the Queen
- You are a Tomato!
- A Sunken Ship
- Eglantine Aubergine
- Children of the Soil
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- The Price of Popcorn
- Ulrik and Chef
- Fire!
- Claire's Bluff
- Tomato Queen and Aubergine
- It's Going to Blow!
- Rhodri in the Gardens
- The Servant's Fountain
- History Revealed
- Fight at the Fountain
- Repercussions
- Father Discovers the Yeti
- Aboard the Lucy Stone
- Summoned
- The Queen's Accusation
- The Queen's Rage
- The Khan
- The Last War Wing
- Eglantine Departs
- Thumping Rhodri
- Bad News from the Boys
- Where's the Count?
- In Search of the Count
- Spying on the Queen
- Confronting the Count
- Orphaned?
- Orphaned?
- Montesanto's Experiments
- Montesanto's Experiments
- The Queen's Tantrum
- Bettina's Tantrum
- The Flaming Queen
- Uprising!
- Uprising!
- Escape
- On the Run
- The Mysterious Coach
- Red Racer!
- Revolution Reset
- By the Acid Sea
- Farewell Antafrica
- Home Again!
- On Grandmothers
- With A Bang!
- In Search of Ancient Angiosperms
- Assault on the Galley
- The Sorrows of Chef
- Faeries, Helpful Siblings, and other Mythological Creatures
- Meanwhile, Back in the Lab
- A Day of Discovery
- The Children’s Hypothesis
- A Research Date
- Aboard the Schmetterling
- The Cave
- The Cage
- Knee of the Yeti
- Kidnapped!
- A Clue
- The Yeti and the Comb
- Fighting the Count
- Fighting the Yeti
- Falling
- Breadcrumbs
- The Search is On
- Flight to Saigon
- On the Streets of Saigon
- The Sad Man
- At the Grandiere Club Aeronautique
- If you Give a Count a Cookie
- Out of Cookies
- Stuck!
- Airships Float?
- Where is Claire?
- Drowning
- Into the Drink!
- Boat!
- Mushroom Trip
- Ambush
- The Variegated Strangler
- In a Strange Land
- Hand over Hand
- The Last of the Gouda
- An Unusual Breakfast
- Downstream
- What's for Dinner?
- Axe and Fire
- Meanwhile, Back at the Airship
- Over the Gobi
- Return of the Grandmothers
- Warning from Huang
- Anxious Hours
- Ulrik Prepares
- Destruction by Dawn
- Finding Philomena
- No Luck in Pekin
- The Children Rescue...Something
- Corndog Liberation
- The Fate of Corndogs
- Have you Tea?
- Antafrican Hosptitality
- Onion Porridge
- Homesick
- On the Hunt
- Farm Living
- Singing for Supper
- You Say Potato...
- Curiosity is the Foundation of Discovery
- An Awkward Position
- Trouble Comes Riding
- Capsicum Capture
- To the Palace
- The Death of the Lincoln
- War Wings
- A Long Way Down
- Enter the Lightning
- Before the Queen
- You are a Tomato!
- A Sunken Ship
- Eglantine Aubergine
- Children of the Soil
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- The Price of Popcorn
- Ulrik and Chef
- Fire!
- Claire's Bluff
- Tomato Queen and Aubergine
- It's Going to Blow!
- Rhodri in the Gardens
- The Servant's Fountain
- History Revealed
- Fight at the Fountain
- Repercussions
- Father Discovers the Yeti
- Aboard the Lucy Stone
- Summoned
- The Queen's Accusation
- The Queen's Rage
- The Khan
- The Last War Wing
- Eglantine Departs
- Thumping Rhodri
- Bad News from the Boys
- Where's the Count?
- In Search of the Count
- Spying on the Queen
- Confronting the Count
- Orphaned?
- Orphaned?
- Montesanto's Experiments
- Montesanto's Experiments
- The Queen's Tantrum
- Bettina's Tantrum
- The Flaming Queen
- Uprising!
- Uprising!
- Escape
- On the Run
- The Mysterious Coach
- Red Racer!
- Revolution Reset
- By the Acid Sea
- Farewell Antafrica
- Home Again!















































