Adolphus forgot to breathe. He heard nothing but a roaring in his ears, saw nothing but the Count’s smug mock sadness. He lunged, shoving past Oily until he had his hands on Montesanto’s throat, screaming.
“You lie! You lie! You’re a lying coward!”
And then he was flailing and screaming in the air, held tight by the Capsicum Chief. He thrashed helplessly, shouting curses, but could not free himself. He subsided, going limp in the Chief’s grip.
The queen broke the silence. “What were those words he was using, Owain? Were they words or just noises?”
Count Montesanto whispered to his confederate, who translated. “The boy is distressed, your Majesty, as he is now an orphan. That he should lash out violently against the man bringing this terrible news shows a lack of stability in his character. Unfortunately, he was raised by magicians, and has been exposed to great power, although it is obvious he has no training and cannot control it. The guttural speech you heard just now is a magic language used in casting spells. I cannot guarantee your Majesty’s safety unless the child is gagged.”
Adolphus gasped at this new assault, struggling to find words to fight with, since fists had failed him.
“Majesty, I’m sorry, I’m alright now, under control. It won’t happen again.”
The Count shook his head, frowning, and whispered to Owain. “Better safe than sorry. Nothing is more precious than your safety, my Queen,” Owain translated.
Queen Drysi smiled, smoothing her sumptuous gown, preening. “Gag him then,” she said. “He doesn’t look dangerous, but he is unpredictable.”
“No, Majesty!” Adolphus pleaded. “I’ll just go – send me away!”
The guard who caught him pulled a handkerchief from him uniform and gagged Adolphus, while the Chief tied his hands behind his back.
“There are several more children, yes?” Owain said. “His brother and many sisters.”
“Oh yes,” the Queen replied. “They’re everywhere.”
“But they are difficult to handle, trouble?”
“Indeed! They caused the most shocking row the other day,” Drysi said. “I blamed the woman who had been watching them, but really they were at the heart of the disturbance. Leading my servants astray…I had to have them all beaten.”
“The children?”
“No, the servants. Should I beat the children as well?”
“Of course, Majesty,” Owain answered for the Count, whose smile was even more unpleasant than his mustache. “Whenever they displease you.”
The Queen stood and came to look at Adolphus, still playing with his pocketknife. She studied his unruly hair, his dirty, tear-stained face, his disheveled clothes. Her eyes rested on his boots soiling the soft moss of her chamber floor.
“I was only keeping them to get their parents to do magic for me,” she said. “I don’t need them anymore, now that you’re here.”
- On Grandmothers
- With A Bang!
- In Search of Ancient Angiosperms
- Assault on the Galley
- The Sorrows of Chef
- Faeries, Helpful Siblings, and other Mythological Creatures
- Meanwhile, Back in the Lab
- A Day of Discovery
- The Children’s Hypothesis
- A Research Date
- Aboard the Schmetterling
- The Cave
- The Cage
- Knee of the Yeti
- Kidnapped!
- A Clue
- The Yeti and the Comb
- Fighting the Count
- Fighting the Yeti
- Falling
- Breadcrumbs
- The Search is On
- Flight to Saigon
- On the Streets of Saigon
- The Sad Man
- At the Grandiere Club Aeronautique
- If you Give a Count a Cookie
- Out of Cookies
- Stuck!
- Airships Float?
- Where is Claire?
- Drowning
- Into the Drink!
- Boat!
- Mushroom Trip
- Ambush
- The Variegated Strangler
- In a Strange Land
- Hand over Hand
- The Last of the Gouda
- An Unusual Breakfast
- Downstream
- What's for Dinner?
- Axe and Fire
- Meanwhile, Back at the Airship
- Over the Gobi
- Return of the Grandmothers
- Warning from Huang
- Anxious Hours
- Ulrik Prepares
- Destruction by Dawn
- Finding Philomena
- No Luck in Pekin
- The Children Rescue...Something
- Corndog Liberation
- The Fate of Corndogs
- Have you Tea?
- Antafrican Hosptitality
- Onion Porridge
- Homesick
- On the Hunt
- Farm Living
- Singing for Supper
- You Say Potato...
- Curiosity is the Foundation of Discovery
- An Awkward Position
- Trouble Comes Riding
- Capsicum Capture
- To the Palace
- The Death of the Lincoln
- War Wings
- A Long Way Down
- Enter the Lightning
- Before the Queen
- You are a Tomato!
- A Sunken Ship
- Eglantine Aubergine
- Children of the Soil
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- The Price of Popcorn
- Ulrik and Chef
- Fire!
- Claire's Bluff
- Tomato Queen and Aubergine
- It's Going to Blow!
- Rhodri in the Gardens
- The Servant's Fountain
- History Revealed
- Fight at the Fountain
- Repercussions
- Father Discovers the Yeti
- Aboard the Lucy Stone
- Summoned
- The Queen's Accusation
- The Queen's Rage
- The Khan
- The Last War Wing
- Eglantine Departs
- Thumping Rhodri
- Bad News from the Boys
- Where's the Count?
- In Search of the Count
- Spying on the Queen
- Confronting the Count
- Orphaned?
- Orphaned?
- Montesanto's Experiments
- Montesanto's Experiments
- The Queen's Tantrum
- Bettina's Tantrum
- The Flaming Queen
- Uprising!
- Uprising!
- Escape
- On the Run
- The Mysterious Coach
- Red Racer!
- Revolution Reset
- By the Acid Sea
- Farewell Antafrica
- Home Again!
- On Grandmothers
- With A Bang!
- In Search of Ancient Angiosperms
- Assault on the Galley
- The Sorrows of Chef
- Faeries, Helpful Siblings, and other Mythological Creatures
- Meanwhile, Back in the Lab
- A Day of Discovery
- The Children’s Hypothesis
- A Research Date
- Aboard the Schmetterling
- The Cave
- The Cage
- Knee of the Yeti
- Kidnapped!
- A Clue
- The Yeti and the Comb
- Fighting the Count
- Fighting the Yeti
- Falling
- Breadcrumbs
- The Search is On
- Flight to Saigon
- On the Streets of Saigon
- The Sad Man
- At the Grandiere Club Aeronautique
- If you Give a Count a Cookie
- Out of Cookies
- Stuck!
- Airships Float?
- Where is Claire?
- Drowning
- Into the Drink!
- Boat!
- Mushroom Trip
- Ambush
- The Variegated Strangler
- In a Strange Land
- Hand over Hand
- The Last of the Gouda
- An Unusual Breakfast
- Downstream
- What's for Dinner?
- Axe and Fire
- Meanwhile, Back at the Airship
- Over the Gobi
- Return of the Grandmothers
- Warning from Huang
- Anxious Hours
- Ulrik Prepares
- Destruction by Dawn
- Finding Philomena
- No Luck in Pekin
- The Children Rescue...Something
- Corndog Liberation
- The Fate of Corndogs
- Have you Tea?
- Antafrican Hosptitality
- Onion Porridge
- Homesick
- On the Hunt
- Farm Living
- Singing for Supper
- You Say Potato...
- Curiosity is the Foundation of Discovery
- An Awkward Position
- Trouble Comes Riding
- Capsicum Capture
- To the Palace
- The Death of the Lincoln
- War Wings
- A Long Way Down
- Enter the Lightning
- Before the Queen
- You are a Tomato!
- A Sunken Ship
- Eglantine Aubergine
- Children of the Soil
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- At Night in the Nightshade Court
- The Price of Popcorn
- Ulrik and Chef
- Fire!
- Claire's Bluff
- Tomato Queen and Aubergine
- It's Going to Blow!
- Rhodri in the Gardens
- The Servant's Fountain
- History Revealed
- Fight at the Fountain
- Repercussions
- Father Discovers the Yeti
- Aboard the Lucy Stone
- Summoned
- The Queen's Accusation
- The Queen's Rage
- The Khan
- The Last War Wing
- Eglantine Departs
- Thumping Rhodri
- Bad News from the Boys
- Where's the Count?
- In Search of the Count
- Spying on the Queen
- Confronting the Count
- Orphaned?
- Orphaned?
- Montesanto's Experiments
- Montesanto's Experiments
- The Queen's Tantrum
- Bettina's Tantrum
- The Flaming Queen
- Uprising!
- Uprising!
- Escape
- On the Run
- The Mysterious Coach
- Red Racer!
- Revolution Reset
- By the Acid Sea
- Farewell Antafrica
- Home Again!














































